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Largest Retail Industry: 1,027th Fattest Citizens: 1,678th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,761st
The Organization of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Sell Drugs; Make Money
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Zex Mafia

Population1.676 billion

CapitalZex Central


The Organization of Zex Mafia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Zed with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.676 billion Zex Mafians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zex Central. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Zex Mafian economy, worth 319 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 190,816 Pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 858,674 per year while the poor average 26,159, a ratio of 32.8 to 1.

Police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, and the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zex Mafia's national animal is the Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Aethism.

Zex Mafia is ranked 57,763rd in the world and 5th in The Corrupted News Outlet for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,668.11 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Largest Retail Industry: 1,027thTop
Fattest Citizens: 1,678thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,761stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,011thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,082ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,182ndMost Avoided: 2,313thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,769thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,806thRudest Citizens: 4,608thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,401stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,443rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,121stHighest Average Incomes: 6,492ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,547thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,840thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,915thLargest Black Market: 7,318thTop
Most Secular: 8,215thHighest Drug Use: 9,551stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,423rdLargest Mining Sector: 10,427thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,591stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,752ndMost Efficient Economies: 10,789thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,532ndMost Cultured: 13,797thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,412thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,562ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,949th
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the region

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