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Largest Retail Industry: 1,024th Fattest Citizens: 1,656th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,718th
The Organization of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Sell Drugs; Make Money
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Zex Mafia

Population1.825 billion

CapitalZex Central


The Organization of Zex Mafia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Zed with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, aversion to nipples, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.825 billion Zex Mafians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zex Central. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Zex Mafian economy, worth 352 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 192,938 Pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 858,596 per year while the poor average 26,983, a ratio of 31.8 to 1.

Justice is available only to those who can afford its price tag, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television, and surrogate mothers are encouraged to refer to their wombs as 'rental space'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zex Mafia's national animal is the Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Aethism.

Zex Mafia is ranked 13,590th in the world and 2nd in The Corrupted News Outlet for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 1 Valid Endorsements.

Largest Retail Industry: 1,024thTop
Fattest Citizens: 1,656thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,718thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,056thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,068thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,081stMost Avoided: 2,184thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,652ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,853rdRudest Citizens: 4,299thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,291stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,604thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,978thHighest Average Incomes: 6,329thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,566thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,819thLargest Black Market: 7,025thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,277thTop
Highest Drug Use: 8,804thMost Secular: 8,993rdLargest Mining Sector: 9,722ndMost Subsidized Industry: 9,735thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,005thMost Efficient Economies: 10,605thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,740thMost Cultured: 13,246thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,590thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,645thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,020thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,789th
Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the region

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