The Radical Matriarchy of Zevistan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Goddess Kate with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory vegetarianism, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.965 billion Zevistanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Labiat. The average income tax rate is 69.1%.

The strong Zevistanian economy, worth 844 trillion Selenes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 65,132 Selenes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony, endangered species face obesity instead of extinction, and one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zevistan's national animal is the Mermaid, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Female Supremacy.

Zevistan is ranked 205,722^nd in the world and 7,676^th in Lazarus for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.