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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 144thMost Corrupt Governments: 195thBest Weather: 327th
The Radical Matriarchy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
The worst woman is better than the best man
Goddess Kate
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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Zevistan

Population12.965 billion

CapitalLabiat
LeaderGoddess Kate
FaithFemale Supremacy

CurrencySelene
AnimalMermaid

The Radical Matriarchy of Zevistan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Goddess Kate with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory vegetarianism, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.965 billion Zevistanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Labiat. The average income tax rate is 69.1%.

The strong Zevistanian economy, worth 844 trillion Selenes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 65,132 Selenes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony, endangered species face obesity instead of extinction, and one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zevistan's national animal is the Mermaid, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Female Supremacy.

Zevistan is ranked 205,722nd in the world and 7,676th in Lazarus for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 144thMost Corrupt Governments: 195thBest Weather: 327thMost Ignorant Citizens: 420thMost Inclusive: 434thMost Beautiful Environments: 551stMost Devout: 728thHighest Food Quality: 1,246thMost Pacifist: 1,389thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,609thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,986thTop
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Largest Black Market: 3,012thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,270thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,571stNudest: 6,131stLowest Crime Rates: 10,771stTop
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Most Authoritarian: 12,041stMost Conservative: 13,536thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,519thMost Stationary: 15,791stMost Cultured: 16,143rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,198thMost Influential: 17,982ndNicest Citizens: 18,634thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,642nd
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Devout: 40th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 45th in the regionMost Pacifist: 57th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 61st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 68th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 147th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 254th in the regionMost Stationary: 257th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 287th in the regionNudest: 296th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 437th in the regionMost Influential: 457th in the regionMost Conservative: 525th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 631st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zevistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Zevistan, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.
  • : Following new legislation in Zevistan, endangered species face obesity instead of extinction.
  • : Following new legislation in Zevistan, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony.
  • : Following new legislation in Zevistan, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings.
  • : Following new legislation in Zevistan, crossing the road requires a risk assessment.
  • : Zevistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Zevistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Zevistan, coastal cities are being moved a dozen miles inland to reduce flooding risk.
  • : Following new legislation in Zevistan, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves.

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