The Loyal Lazaran of Zetronius is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Chimera Sycorin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.68 billion Zetrons live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sictarum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Zetronic economy, worth 233 trillion Neo-Ternions a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 139,183 Neo-Ternions, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

The hit new medical TV show "Home" prominently features the brand of painkiller the lead doctor is addicted to, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, and an underground group of geologists hides new discoveries to protect them from being destroyed in the name of safety. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Zetronius's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Paladinic Rhalithism.

Zetronius is ranked 287,186^th in the world and 13,021^st in Lazarus for Most Pacifist, with 10.39 cheeks turned per day.