The Incorporated States of Zetron Corporation is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Sammy with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 818 million Zetron Corporationians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Administration, although Defense, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zedronnia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.5%.

The powerhouse Zetron Corporationian economy, worth 68.9 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is 84,206 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

School children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel, volunteers trip over themselves to get into the latest mind-bending drug trials, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, and Zetron Corporationians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zetron Corporation's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zetron Corporation is ranked 72,566^th in the world and 883^rd in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 3,669.49 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.