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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,781stMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,659thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,371st
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Untied and Free
Somalian Klian Pond
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Zermal

Population1.341 billion

CapitalMonberry
LeaderSomalian Klian Pond
FaithCathlic and Jewish

CurrencyGalic
AnimalNarwhal

The Constitutional Monarchy of Zermal is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Somalian Klian Pond with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 1.341 billion Zermolians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monberry. The average income tax rate is 72.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Zermalian economy, worth 143 trillion Galics a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 106,938 Galics, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, a government program is underway to revitalize Zermal's beaches, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, and girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zermal's national animal is the Narwhal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Cathlic and Jewish.

Zermal is ranked 167,167th in the world and 20th in The Great Red Union for Largest Black Market, with 36.2 billion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,781stMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,659thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,371stMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,526thMost Devout: 9,741stNicest Citizens: 9,921stMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,021stTop
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Most Inclusive: 11,290thMost Cultured: 11,409thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,141stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,661stMost Developed: 15,940thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,969thLowest Crime Rates: 18,514thSafest: 18,848thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,920thMost Average: 19,364thMost Efficient Economies: 19,748th
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Most Average: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zermal was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Following new legislation in Zermal, girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes.
  • : Following new legislation in Zermal, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy.
  • : Zermal's influence in The Great Red Union rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Zermal was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Zermal, a government program is underway to revitalize Zermal's beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Zermal, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
  • : Zermal was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Zermal was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Zermal was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.

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