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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 610thMost Influential: 956thMost Secular: 1,609th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Don't be scared....Just kidding
Sarvesh Blaze
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population6.257 billion

LeaderSarvesh Blaze


The Empire of Zeno-sama is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sarvesh Blaze with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.257 billion Zeno-samen are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Highbourne. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zeno-saman economy, worth a remarkable 1,558 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 249,105 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties, there's no representation without taxation, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, and the question of 'what is Sarvesh Blaze's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zeno-sama's national animal is the Scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ancientism.

Zeno-sama is ranked 102,464th in the world and 4,430th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 67 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 610thMost Influential: 956thMost Secular: 1,609thHealthiest Citizens: 2,114thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,226thMost Developed: 2,258thLowest Crime Rates: 2,406thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2,933rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,163rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,538thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,620thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,705thLargest Governments: 3,737thSmartest Citizens: 3,867thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,957thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,997thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,049thBest Weather: 4,482ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,595thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,617thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,960thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,537thLargest Retail Industry: 5,891stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,061stLargest Black Market: 6,647thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,844thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,048thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,685thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,670thHighest Economic Output: 11,117thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,224thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 12,975thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,480thMost Stationary: 18,421stMost Cultured: 23,048thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23,272ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,645th
Most Secular: 95th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 130th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 133rd in the regionMost Developed: 138th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 146th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 157th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 163rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 168th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 168th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 190th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 197th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 197th in the regionLargest Governments: 204th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 209th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 216th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 241st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 245th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 253rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 267th in the regionBest Weather: 273rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 279th in the regionLargest Black Market: 289th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 301st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 303rd in the regionMost Influential: 361st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 364th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 396th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 408th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 424th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 430th in the regionMost Stationary: 436th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 535th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 565th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 632nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 883rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zeno-sama voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Gay Panic defense Ban".
  • : Following new legislation in Zeno-sama, the question of 'what is Sarvesh Blaze's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeno-sama, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeno-sama, there's no representation without taxation.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeno-sama, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeno-sama, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Zeno-sama at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list.
  • : Zeno-sama was endorsed by The Empire of Korean-Joseon.
  • : Zeno-sama was endorsed by The Free Land of Siberian Workforce.
  • : Zeno-sama was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Zeno-sama voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The Embassy"".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 247 » Territorio di Nessuno, Universal State Formula, Siwale, Sundred, Empy, Sunto, Kwaj, Koda-Land, Corfad, Notyoutopia, Buckerino, Diodone, Shibutani, Shadowrik, Yaorozu, Zeternia, The Gamer Party, Former English Colony, Highton Islands, PlanetPunk, Selfgradatude, Wineclaw, Sil Dorsett, Frances Francis the First of France, Holy Oranz, Ethnon, Pallaith, Maott, Malta Comino Gozo, Moubarakistan, Xentherida, El Fiji Grande, Dar es Saalam, Lemonbiscuits, Pleroma Sans Romans, Wilkshire, Walter Jackson, Cloydicia, Karazan, BrightFutures, Dutchyland, Felpolandia, Prydania, Chukstik Illahi, Manticore utopia, The Teddy, Elevation, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Rosewood-, New Lakemba, and 197 others.The Iron Lions, The Rhein States, Great Bights Mum, SORT, Wooleystan, AGoodPlace, Newpromisedland, United Kahndaq, Vincone Cae, North Bratislava, Omnistria, Viridiann, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Unsophisticate, Kobagia, Guer Aike, Napnomadia, Dreadton, Bearical, Yukti, Ninjak30, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Windmilluminati, Pasargad, Fengate, British Bayonet, Vexilia, Ice and Tinian, Soviet Terran, The Sinclarian Provinces, Votak Matim, Solmetria, Joodey, Steampunk Ariel, The Bureaucratic Territories, Alice Gardens, Zokk, Panama Coalition, Trillius, Unimaginable Doom, Haor Chall, 1 very fast endotarter, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Astrind, New Trisone, Glurponia, Humptalumpta, Runeda, Daiz, Orado, The Tampa Bay Rays, New Octicarg, Independent Halls, McMasterdonia, Solskjar, The Stratosphere Islands, Gnomewatchers, Clan Spaniel, Tachycardia, Kranostav, Zecit, PotatoFarmers, Seenvorland, Dabarastan, Zyvetskistaahn, Interdimensional Zone, Ravendi, Valentine Z, Volstokn, Fendlium, Hamerica, Merconitonitopia, Xagill, Yokciq Empire, The New Communist Republic Of States, The Endless Eventide, Prevaland, Crader, Antiyard, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Nistriabar, Varola, Unshleepd, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Xatin, Astronomical, Fauzjhia, The Serdey Islands, Greater Pittsburgh, Sikol, Zzozona, I Like Killing people, Libertania Democratica, Sevinland, Kocherian, The Calabash Protectorate, Seanat, Brucklania, Kingdom Of Manaf, Mystiquelle, Eywaan, Innocentic, U S Eh, Madjack, Pokemanland, Xipher, Kragsgale, Simone Republic, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Andexia, Heilhum Imperius, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Xyrron, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Outer Shenendoah, Chips and Guac, Elvoreto, Navsland, Lulubellia, Hardscrabble, Magna Banitia, R libanon, Republica Guilleana, Draconian Progression, Godwanna, Religioncord, Bankowiata, Pytong, Kazoo Basin, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Imperial Pieserged, Free Atlantis, WeKnow, Slyakanya, Odelinor, Nodnarb, Climeria, Yellops, East Akra, The Pleiads, Seijitsu, Colfes, Blyskalia, Port Naga, Maclare, Galbadiana, Svenskskit, Strongwill, His Enduring Majesty, Bharathvarsh, Star Kingdom, Nalver And, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Venicea, Crusadam, Landestian, Maratabat, Planes, The Mazur Empire, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, Kromi, Barabolia, Zemnaya Svoboda, Vesteysia, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Figyjharli, Sanjurika, Trumpski, Wapistan, Solcius, Iberia y las Colonias, Svenskan, Greater Afroeurasia, Dangine, Questann, Lol2639, Travislavania, Shotokonia, Siforpeo, Tyirza, Super Girl, Wisconsota, Uzbek Khan, Aryan Homeland, BTProductions, Alexander the Magnus, Mon Island, Siberian Workforce, and Korean-Joseon.

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