The Empire of Zeno-sama is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sarvesh Blaze with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.998 billion Zeno-samen are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Highbourne. The average income tax rate is 89.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zeno-saman economy, worth a remarkable 1,152 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 230,634 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means, and no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zeno-sama's national animal is the Scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ancientism.

Zeno-sama is ranked 8,639^th in the world and 384^th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 89.62 Effective Tax Rate.