The Empire of Zeno-sama is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sarvesh Blaze with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.257 billion Zeno-samen are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Highbourne. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zeno-saman economy, worth a remarkable 1,558 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 249,105 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties, there's no representation without taxation, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, and the question of 'what is Sarvesh Blaze's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zeno-sama's national animal is the Scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ancientism.

Zeno-sama is ranked 102,464^th in the world and 4,430^th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 67 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.