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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 57th Largest Retail Industry: 113th
The Holy Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Oh well, what the hell!!
Regional Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Holy Empire of Zeniz is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Krahs with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 24.677 billion Zenizians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carcharodon. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Zenizian economy, worth an astonishing 11,704 trillion zenizties a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 474,305 zenizties, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, citizens must pay to enjoy Zeniz's pristine beaches, and marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zeniz's national animal is the Great White Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zeniz is ranked 139,942nd in the world and 264th in Yggdrasil for Most Income Equality, scoring 11.3 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 57thLargest Retail Industry: 113thFattest Citizens: 119thMost Scientifically Advanced: 137thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 142ndHighest Economic Output: 154thLargest Insurance Industry: 170thLargest Mining Sector: 182ndHighest Crime Rates: 188thLargest Information Technology Sector: 189thHighest Average Incomes: 193rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 201stMost Avoided: 227thRudest Citizens: 232ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 237thMost Armed: 257thLargest Gambling Industry: 257thMost Secular: 263rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 282ndMost Efficient Economies: 311thSmartest Citizens: 385thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 453rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 457thLargest Publishing Industry: 517thLargest Black Market: 899thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,005thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,020thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,386thTop
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Largest Populations: 1,944thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,039thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,312thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,346thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,072ndMost Influential: 5,852ndTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 15,444th
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Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 13th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 18th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zeniz, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeniz, citizens must pay to enjoy Zeniz's pristine beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeniz, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeniz, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeniz, votes of no confidence regularly remove unwanted MPs.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeniz, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeniz, an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeniz, airport security is provided by private companies.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeniz, many marriages go virtually unconsummated.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeniz, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Zeniz.

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