Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 60th Largest Retail Industry: 106th
The Holy Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Oh well, what the hell!!
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Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
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Some

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The Holy Empire of Zeniz is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Krahs with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 24.07 billion Zenizians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carcharodon. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Zenizian economy, worth an astonishing 11,140 trillion zenizties a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 462,857 zenizties, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,431,364 per year while the poor average 115,394, a ratio of 12.4 to 1.

Prison libraries are being replaced with interrogation chambers, otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, and a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Zeniz's national animal is the Great White Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zeniz is ranked 25,774th in the world and 45th in Yggdrasil for Most Average, scoring 45.48 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 60thLargest Retail Industry: 106thFattest Citizens: 108thMost Scientifically Advanced: 129thLargest Insurance Industry: 149thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 151stLargest Information Technology Sector: 166thHighest Economic Output: 166thLargest Mining Sector: 188thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 191stHighest Average Incomes: 201stRudest Citizens: 224thMost Avoided: 234thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 249thMost Secular: 268thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 298thSmartest Citizens: 312thMost Efficient Economies: 312thLargest Gambling Industry: 404thHighest Crime Rates: 457thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 471stLargest Publishing Industry: 525thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 608thMost Armed: 608thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 797thLargest Black Market: 959thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,260thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,480thTop
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Largest Populations: 1,984thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,366thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,702ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,444thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,627thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 10,889thMost Influential: 12,795th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 28th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zeniz, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeniz, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeniz, otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeniz, prison libraries are being replaced with interrogation chambers.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeniz, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
  • : Zeniz voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Anarchestan".
  • : Zeniz endorsed The Neverending Supply of Salte.
  • : Zeniz was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Zeniz was endorsed by The Neverending Supply of Salte.
  • : Zeniz voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Antalia".

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