The Federation of Zeneslav ZE is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its closed borders, prohibition of alcohol, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed population of 2.26 billion ZE Zenesks are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 17.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient ZE Zeneslavian economy, worth 80.9 trillion Zenesk Marls a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,782 Zenesk Marls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, Zeneslav ZE has designated Zeneslav ZE City as its capital city, a major religion has been named as Zeneslav ZE's national religion, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Zeneslav ZE in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zeneslav ZE's national animal is the Bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zeneslav ZE is ranked 163,167^th in the world and 89^th in Thalassia for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.