The Respublika of Zemnaya Svoboda is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Minister Kerenskij with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, anti-smoking policies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 32.728 billion Zemnaya Svobodans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petrograd. The average income tax rate is 61.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zemnaya Svobodan economy, worth a remarkable 3,532 trillion kopeks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,942 kopeks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, Zemnaya Svobodan police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, and rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zemnaya Svoboda's national animal is the bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Zemnaya Svoboda is ranked 216,037^th in the world and 8,083^rd in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -296.69 on the Scary Big Number Scale.