The Respublika of Zemnaya Svoboda is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Minister Kerenskij with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 37.526 billion Zemnaya Svobodans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petrograd. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zemnaya Svobodan economy, worth a remarkable 4,013 trillion kopeks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,961 kopeks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay, and guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zemnaya Svoboda's national animal is the bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Zemnaya Svoboda is ranked 13,709^th in the world and 729^th in The North Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 13.24 bananas ingested per day.