by Max Barry

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Highest Drug Use: 1,452ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,834thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,574th
The Intergalactic Mess of
Left-wing Utopia
Irresponsibility can lead to progress.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Population4.712 billion

CapitalThe Galactic Core
LeaderDoesn't matter

AnimalNano-machine cloud

The Intergalactic Mess of Zeloria is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Doesn't matter with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.712 billion Zelorians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Galactic Core. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zelorian economy, worth 663 trillion Valutas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 140,898 Valutas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every workday begins with group therapy, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Valuta battlesuits, in a fit of passion Doesn't matter has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, and UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Zeloria's national animal is the Nano-machine cloud, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Depends.

Zeloria is ranked 2,574th in the world and 1st in Zelorias Multiverse for Least Corrupt Governments, with 96.13 percentage of bribes refused.

Highest Drug Use: 1,452ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,834thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,574thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,901stMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,218thNicest Citizens: 4,342ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,526thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,766thMost Inclusive: 4,778thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,184thSafest: 5,844thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,573rdMost Developed: 7,157thHighest Food Quality: 7,598thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,854thSmartest Citizens: 8,037thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,333rdHighest Poor Incomes: 8,351stMost Pacifist: 8,708thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,273rdLongest Average Lifespans: 9,377thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,461stHealthiest Citizens: 9,963rdMost Efficient Economies: 10,276thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,507thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,756thLargest Governments: 10,967thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,489thMost Secular: 12,792ndTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,811thMost Cultured: 15,720thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,027thLowest Crime Rates: 16,825thHighest Average Incomes: 17,930thBest Weather: 21,033rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22,185thMost Politically Free: 25,105th

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