by Max Barry

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Highest Drug Use: 1,450thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,796thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,563rd
The Intergalactic Mess of
Left-wing Utopia
Irresponsibility can lead to progress.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Population4.462 billion

CapitalThe Galactic Core
LeaderDoesn't matter

AnimalNano-machine cloud

The Intergalactic Mess of Zeloria is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Doesn't matter with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, soft-spoken computers, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.462 billion Zelorians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Galactic Core. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zelorian economy, worth 628 trillion Valutas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 140,898 Valutas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every workday begins with group therapy, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Valuta battlesuits, in a fit of passion Doesn't matter has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, and UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Zeloria's national animal is the Nano-machine cloud, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Depends.

Zeloria is ranked 129,855th in the world and 1st in Zelorias Multiverse for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 690.07 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Highest Drug Use: 1,450thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,796thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,563rdTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,917thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,210thNicest Citizens: 4,340thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,511thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,653rdMost Inclusive: 4,746thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,127thSafest: 6,001stMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,591stMost Developed: 7,119thHighest Food Quality: 7,550thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,787thSmartest Citizens: 7,961stHighest Poor Incomes: 8,311thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,428thMost Pacifist: 8,712thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,269thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,357thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,384thHealthiest Citizens: 9,946thMost Efficient Economies: 10,165thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,647thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,954thLargest Governments: 10,992ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,413thMost Secular: 12,688thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,058thMost Cultured: 15,768thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,096thLowest Crime Rates: 17,089thHighest Average Incomes: 17,785thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,051stBest Weather: 21,491stMost Politically Free: 24,225th

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