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Most Influential: 1,843rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,714thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,652nd
The Weirdly Obsessed People of
Democratic Socialists
What are you doing Onii-san?
The Weeabo
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Zeldania

Population2.644 billion

CapitalNew-Tokyo
LeaderThe Weeabo
FaithThiccness

Currencydefinitely not ¥en
AnimalWeird Tentacle Monster

The Weirdly Obsessed People of Zeldania is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The Weeabo with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, humorless population of 2.644 billion Zeldanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New-Tokyo. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zeldanian economy, worth 395 trillion definitely not ¥ens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 149,580 definitely not ¥ens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, The Weeabo has been nicknamed 'Robomop', and disposable antiseptic wipes are considered a social necessity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zeldania's national animal is the Weird Tentacle Monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Thiccness.

Zeldania is ranked 51,252nd in the world and 1,555th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 95 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most Influential: 1,843rdTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,714thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,652ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,714thMost Pacifist: 5,801stLongest Average Lifespans: 5,965thHealthiest Citizens: 6,101stMost Inclusive: 6,226thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,278thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,722ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,760thMost Developed: 6,972ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,996thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,997thSafest: 7,189thLowest Crime Rates: 7,557thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,794thHighest Food Quality: 8,183rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,321stNicest Citizens: 8,566thLargest Governments: 8,697thSmartest Citizens: 8,788thMost Secular: 9,304thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,426thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,227thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,666thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,810thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,511thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,953rdMost Efficient Economies: 11,955thTop
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Best Weather: 14,002ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,434thHighest Average Incomes: 15,391stMost Cultured: 16,199thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,614th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 227th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 246th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 296th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 314th in the regionMost Pacifist: 346th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 352nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 353rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 358th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 361st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 361st in the regionMost Inclusive: 382nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 391st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 399th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 405th in the regionSafest: 413th in the regionMost Developed: 419th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 420th in the regionMost Secular: 430th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 452nd in the regionLargest Governments: 463rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 468th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 488th in the regionNicest Citizens: 500th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 535th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 543rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 545th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 564th in the regionMost Influential: 595th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 609th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 617th in the regionNudest: 629th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 631st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 678th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 685th in the regionBest Weather: 759th in the regionMost Cultured: 822nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zeldania, disposable antiseptic wipes are considered a social necessity.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeldania, The Weeabo has been nicknamed 'Robomop'.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeldania, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional.
  • : Zeldania altered its national flag.
  • : Zeldania altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeldania, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • : Zeldania's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Following new legislation in Zeldania, people are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support The Weeabo.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeldania, The Weeabo is strangely popular with male politicians' wives.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeldania, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.

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