by Max Barry

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 16,153rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 17,911thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,992nd
The Mandatory Teatime of
Father Knows Best State
Are you worthy?
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.101 billion

CapitalMalrev IV


The Mandatory Teatime of Zekojlocar is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Zekoj'locar with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.101 billion Zekojians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malrev IV. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.8%.

The Zekojlocarian economy, worth 326 trillion bloods a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 53,525 bloods, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists, it is often said that only Zekoj'locar could bring down Dàguó, and the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Zekojlocar's national animal is the spider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sith.

Zekojlocar is ranked 199,651st in the world and 143rd in Crystal Falls for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -7.84 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 16,153rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 17,911thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,992nd
Most Devout: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15th in the region

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