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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,806thMost Influential: 2,444thMost Secular: 3,811th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Frigging weebs
Jotaro Kujo
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population2.107 billion

LeaderJotaro Kujo


The Empire of Zeiberland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Jotaro Kujo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.107 billion Zeibesh are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Catalania. The average income tax rate is 32.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zeibesh economy, worth 242 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 115,149 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly, constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, and diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zeiberland's national animal is the Jaguar, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Zeiberland is ranked 201,687th in the world and 6,359th in The East Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -7.75 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,806thTop
Most Influential: 2,444thMost Secular: 3,811thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,786thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,309thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 11,680thLargest Retail Industry: 12,448thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,661stLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,979thLargest Mining Sector: 14,787thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,149thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,723rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,539thMost Developed: 17,271stLargest Publishing Industry: 20,280thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,473rd
Most Secular: 123rd in the regionMost Influential: 136th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 148th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 233rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 286th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 300th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 312th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 379th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 395th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 434th in the regionLargest Black Market: 435th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 451st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 460th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 493rd in the regionMost Developed: 537th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 551st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 569th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 586th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 623rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 661st in the region

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