The Fat massive Empire of Zeiberland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Jotaro Kujo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.26 billion Zeibesh are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Catalania. The average income tax rate is 30.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zeibesh economy, worth 143 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 114,066 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Major internet servers have acquired citizenship, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags, huge explosions in the sky are a daily occurrence in the cities, and tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zeiberland's national animal is the Jaguar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Zeiberland is ranked 159,065^th in the world and 5,493^rd in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -1.67 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.