by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,011thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,594thMost Secular: 3,903rd
The Fat massive Empire of
Father Knows Best State
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Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.26 billion

LeaderJotaro Kujo


The Fat massive Empire of Zeiberland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Jotaro Kujo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.26 billion Zeibesh are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Catalania. The average income tax rate is 30.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zeibesh economy, worth 143 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 114,066 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Major internet servers have acquired citizenship, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags, huge explosions in the sky are a daily occurrence in the cities, and tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zeiberland's national animal is the Jaguar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Zeiberland is ranked 159,065th in the world and 5,493rd in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -1.67 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,011thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,594thMost Secular: 3,903rdMost Influential: 4,014thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,584thLargest Retail Industry: 12,073rdTop
Largest Mining Sector: 13,779thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,713thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,941stMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,907thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,331stMost Developed: 17,659thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,912thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,928thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,281stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,545thLargest Agricultural Sector: 23,581stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,103rd
Most Secular: 116th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 117th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 150th in the regionMost Influential: 274th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 309th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 320th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 377th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 413th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 441st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 461st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 508th in the regionMost Developed: 540th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 548th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 555th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 636th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 677th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 743rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 752nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 755th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 782nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 812th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 824th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zeiberland's influence in The East Pacific rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Zeiberland endorsed The Republic of Tea Appreciation.
  • : Zeiberland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting the Rights of Labour Unions".
  • : Zeiberland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Zeiberland lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeiberland, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeiberland, huge explosions in the sky are a daily occurrence in the cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeiberland, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeiberland, major internet servers have acquired citizenship.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeiberland, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 112 » Marrabuk, Pakitsk, Order of the saint Dumas, Asendavia, Zukchiva, VW53Aland, Staynes, New Leganes, A mean old man, Brotherland, Amabilis, EHTYCSCYTHE, Karatol-Advenra, Mays Austrian Nation, ArenaC, Danelaw Scandinavia, Azureano, Serkin, H-Zhena, Debluu, Fradrildrun, Wiranath, Wallenburg, The Three States of Fortuna, Lanagon, Tassirion, A Slanted Black Stripe, Talitoa, Ridann, Plazland, Goodnamesarerare, Fingolya, The Solar Ottomans, Headpat Central, Elejamie, Rhealaliit, BearStackof2015, Axdel, Pantheropolis, Republic of New India, ReeK, Lyontisia, Cameronia Excellentia, East Malaysia, Greater New Cassandra, Impia Aghte, Oofery, Firenation91, Distro-Spartica, Euricanis, and 62 others.Drunken Seal Islands, Socialist Holy American Empire, Evrigenis, Republic of Berzerkistan, Rainbow Vests, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Santa Dystopia, Monezambique, New Liberitad, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, FreedomIand, Sansangra, Samaltak True, Kaigi, Adavan, Unger under over, United China Nation, An Unknown End, CheeseBurrito, The Almighty Country, Ankras, Kangarawa, Servants of Gizmo, Riveraland, Trimmania, 3 14159265358979323846264, Lanwa, Coruh, Roliganistan, Monteconstance, Taurora, Cellar Doors, The Empire of Rijelv, Harro Waarudho, Enlil, Dorles, Tissandra, Wizardonia, Dravida India, Lingu, Tawuse, Aoba-Johsai, Vogar, Survivoristan, Hellod Immury, From New World, Layngderfleethe, Aeoliah, Dragons Blood, Insi Karai, Tretrid, United Socialist States of Amerika, Eastern Alksearia, Stellar Colonies, North Bernia, CopyCato, Modra, Lorrana, Biingus, Jove Mahmo, Gunov, and Technocratic Tagalog.

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