The Queendom of Ze Misfits is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 5.813 billion Misfits hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Healthcare, although Welfare, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pizzaz. The average income tax rate is 61.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Ze Misfitsian economy, worth 261 trillion Hologram Tears a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,977 Hologram Tears, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ze Misfits recently decided against having a capital city, rare steaks seem even bluer now, wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests, and there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship. Crime is well under control. Ze Misfits's national animal is the Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ze Misfits is ranked 180,597^th in the world and 3,977^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 58.37 law-abiding acts per hour.