The Queendom of ZBP is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 10.711 billion ZBPians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, although Defense is also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The strong ZBPian economy, worth 521 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 48,685 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 330,998 per year while the poor average 2,615, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, surveillance cameras are banned, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. ZBP's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

ZBP is ranked 245,650^th in the world and 5^th in Livonia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 334.41 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.