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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,370thSafest: 14,318thMost Pacifist: 15,014th
The The Free Land Of of
Democratic Socialists
Literally all I do anymore is libs
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.683 billion


CurrencyChuck E Cheese Arcade Coins

The The Free Land Of of Zazann is a massive, safe nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.683 billion Zazannians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Esteoron. The average income tax rate is 23.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Zazannish economy, worth 299 trillion Chuck E Cheese Arcade Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 63,902 Chuck E Cheese Arcade Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, the Federal Council of Zazann has been announced as the new Head of State, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Zazann's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zazann is ranked 65,256th in the world and 75th in The Free Nations Region for Largest Populations, with 4.68 billion capita.

Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,370thTop
Safest: 14,318thMost Pacifist: 15,014thMost Compassionate Citizens: 21,488thNicest Citizens: 23,822ndBest Weather: 24,742nd
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 23rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zazann was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Zazann was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Zazann's influence in The Free Nations Region rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Zazann changed its national currency to "Chuck E Cheese Arcade Coins" and its motto to "Literally all I do anymore is libs".
  • : Zazann changed its national currency to "Chuck E Cheese Coins".
  • : Zazann revoked its national leader.
  • : Zazann revoked its national faith.
  • : Zazann was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Zazann was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Zazann was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United Nations of South Asians, killing 199 million zombies.


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