by Max Barry

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Most Authoritarian: 3,664th Most Conservative: 8,624th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9,317th
The Hive Mind of
Psychotic Dictatorship
We are one, we are all, we are united.
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population2.554 billion

LeaderOvermind Council


The Hive Mind of Zaxpyrix is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Overmind Council with an iron fist, and renowned for its suspicion of poets, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.554 billion units are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyrgzek. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Zaxpyrixian economy, worth 89.3 trillion resources a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 34,971 resources, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, and hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zaxpyrix's national animal is the bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Unity.

Zaxpyrix is ranked 78,024th in the world and 28th in Conifer for Highest Economic Output, with 89.3 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Authoritarian: 3,664thTop
Most Conservative: 8,624thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,317thMost Extreme: 9,703rd
Most Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zaxpyrix voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Common Territories".
  • : Zaxpyrix voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Prevention of Mutually assured destruction".
  • : Zaxpyrix was endorsed by The United Socialist Kingdom of Honk Donk.
  • : Zaxpyrix was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Zaxpyrix lodged a message on the Conifer Regional Message Board.
  • : Zaxpyrix voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Politics Amino"".
  • : Zaxpyrix was endorsed by The People's anonymous ruling of Roless.
  • : Zaxpyrix voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Preventing Species Extinction".
  • : Zaxpyrix voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protection of Airspace".
  • : Zaxpyrix voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Endangered Species Protection"".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 5 » Viveen, Funky Goats, Athidill, Roless, and Honk Donk.

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