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Most Developed: 119thHealthiest Citizens: 126thLongest Average Lifespans: 135th
The Glorious Most High Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
The Empire creates, tempers and consumes.
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Zaxarium

Population30.93 billion

CapitalPax Zaxarium
LeaderGod-Emperor Zaxares
FaithObedience to the God-Emperor

Currencytael
Animaldragon

The Glorious Most High Empire of Zaxarium is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by God-Emperor Zaxares with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, national health service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cheerful population of 30.93 billion Zaxarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pax Zaxarium. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Zaxariumian economy, worth a remarkable 8,372 trillion taels a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 270,693 taels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, and the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zaxarium's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Obedience to the God-Emperor.

Zaxarium is ranked 206,417th in the world and 476th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Rudest Citizens, with 13.63 Insults Per Minute.

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Most Developed: 119thHealthiest Citizens: 126thLongest Average Lifespans: 135thMost Cultured: 143rdLowest Crime Rates: 189thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 423rdLargest Governments: 457thHighest Average Tax Rates: 462ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 499thMost Advanced Public Transport: 603rdLargest Welfare Programs: 637thHighest Economic Output: 639thMost Cheerful Citizens: 657thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 711thSmartest Citizens: 952ndBest Weather: 1,044thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,047thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,053rdMost Pacifist: 1,065thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,067thNicest Citizens: 1,317thMost Inclusive: 1,441stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,454thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,589thSafest: 1,649thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,843rdLargest Populations: 1,927thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,423rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,623rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,643rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,703rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,874thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,976thMost Efficient Economies: 3,157thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,719thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,163rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,055thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,022ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,727thMost Secular: 10,373rdTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,358thLargest Gambling Industry: 13,153rd
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Largest Populations: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionSafest: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 16th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 22nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 25th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 26th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 27th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 31st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 32nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 33rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 41st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 42nd in the regionNudest: 47th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zaxarium, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem".
  • : Following new legislation in Zaxarium, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaxarium, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaxarium, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaxarium, women across the country are tying the knot.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaxarium, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaxarium, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaxarium, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaxarium, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaxarium, the government asks not what you can do for your country but what you can do to tidy their country homes.

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