The Union Republic of Zaviana is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Samuel Galanntia Hassan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.097 billion Zavianans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Parlor. The average income tax rate is 48.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Zavianan economy, worth 77.7 trillion Zacaras a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,804 Zacaras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Zaviana, all the world's a stage for Zavianan political theatrics, demand for gourmet white truffles is on the rise, and Orthodox Christianity has been named as Zaviana's national religion. Crime is totally unknown. Zaviana's national animal is the Zavianan Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Zaviana is ranked 212,014^th in the world and 23^rd in Macula Offeret for Most Primitive, scoring -142.85 on the Scary Big Number Scale.