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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,870thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,210thMost Inclusive: 19,337th
The Democratic Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Harmony in Diversity
Influence
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Political Freedom
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Zarvistan

Population680 million

CapitalSilfast

CurrencyZarvos
AnimalEmbercat

The Democratic Republic of Zarvistan is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 680 million Zarvistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Silfast. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Zarvistanian economy, worth 72.0 trillion Zarvos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 105,913 Zarvos, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps, there have been reports of people marrying housepets, and warfare increasingly resembles a video game. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zarvistan's national animal is the Embercat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Zarvistan is ranked 289,413th in the world and 3,456th in the West Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -242.03 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,870thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,210thTop
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Most Inclusive: 19,337thHighest Food Quality: 20,207thMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,852ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,157thMost Average: 28,093rdSmartest Citizens: 28,169thMost Scientifically Advanced: 28,234thMost Developed: 30,577th
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Most Average: 99th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 268th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 281st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 290th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 325th in the regionMost Inclusive: 326th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 329th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 347th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 348th in the regionMost Developed: 350th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 359th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 367th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zarvistan was endorsed by The Endorse Fujai of Dilber.
  • : Following new legislation in Zarvistan, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Following new legislation in Zarvistan, there have been reports of people marrying housepets.
  • : Following new legislation in Zarvistan, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps.
  • : Following new legislation in Zarvistan, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.
  • : Following new legislation in Zarvistan, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food.
  • : Following new legislation in Zarvistan, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
  • : Following new legislation in Zarvistan, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Zarvistan, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed.
  • : Following new legislation in Zarvistan, the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy.

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