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Fattest Citizens: 1,118th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,555th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,644th
The Gypsy Caravan of
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Rom Zarvarza
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The Gypsy Caravan of Zarvarza is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Rom Zarvarza with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 10.785 billion Zarvarzans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals prioritizes Industry, with Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enochia. Income tax is unheard of.

The all-consuming Zarvarzan economy, worth a remarkable 1,507 trillion Crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 139,732 Crowns, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects, and the government is pouring billions into replacement brains. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Zarvarza's national animal is the Flying Tree Monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Order of Enoch.

Zarvarza is ranked 10,112th in the world and 1st in Freemasons for Largest Black Market, with 21.8 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Fattest Citizens: 1,118thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,555thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,644thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,671stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,784thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 1,951stRudest Citizens: 2,095thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,159thHighest Crime Rates: 2,201stMost Avoided: 2,619thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,009thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,288thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,896thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,250thMost Devout: 6,231stHighest Economic Output: 6,267thMost Armed: 6,487thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,331stTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,101stLargest Black Market: 10,139thLargest Retail Industry: 10,514thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,531stHighest Drug Use: 11,314thLargest Populations: 11,483rdHighest Average Incomes: 13,812thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,163rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,767th

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