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Fattest Citizens: 1,118th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,496th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,519th
The Gypsy Caravan of
Capitalizt
Oh, I'm Sorry. Did I Break Your Concentration
Rom Zarvarza
Regional Influence
Dominator
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Gypsy Caravan of Zarvarza is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Rom Zarvarza with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 11.295 billion Zarvarzans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals prioritizes Industry, although Spirituality is also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enochia. Income tax is unheard of.

The all-consuming Zarvarzan economy, worth a remarkable 1,578 trillion Crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 139,732 Crowns, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects, and the government is pouring billions into replacement brains. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Zarvarza's national animal is the Flying Tree Monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Order of Enoch.

Zarvarza is ranked 1,118th in the world and 1st in Illuminati Alliance for Fattest Citizens, with 57.81 Obesity Rate.

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Fattest Citizens: 1,118thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,496thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,519thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,675thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,802ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,904thHighest Crime Rates: 2,085thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,105thRudest Citizens: 2,391stMost Avoided: 2,551stMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,793rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,805thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,470thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,090thMost Armed: 5,601stMost Devout: 5,909thHighest Economic Output: 6,028thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,880thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,930thLargest Black Market: 9,473rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,684thHighest Drug Use: 10,044thLargest Retail Industry: 10,278thLargest Populations: 10,789thHighest Average Incomes: 13,481stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,598thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,973rd

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