Fattest Citizens: 1,490th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,734th Rudest Citizens: 1,871st
The Gypsy Caravan of
Oh, I'm Sorry. Did I Break Your Concentration
Rom Zarvarza
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The Gypsy Caravan of Zarvarza is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Rom Zarvarza with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, ritual sacrifices, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 10.189 billion Zarvarzans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals prioritizes Industry, with Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enochia. Income tax is unheard of.

The all-consuming Zarvarzan economy, worth a remarkable 1,423 trillion Crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 139,732 Crowns, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects, and the government is pouring billions into replacement brains. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Zarvarza's national animal is the Flying Tree Monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Order of Enoch.

Zarvarza is ranked 161,699th in the world and 8th in The Kodiak Republic for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -26.08 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Fattest Citizens: 1,490thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,734thRudest Citizens: 1,871stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,042ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,197thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,205thLargest Mining Sector: 2,217thHighest Crime Rates: 2,734thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,760thMost Avoided: 3,289thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,506thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,198thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,198thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,629thMost Armed: 6,709thMost Devout: 6,772ndHighest Economic Output: 7,264thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 8,338thLargest Retail Industry: 9,059thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,234thHighest Drug Use: 9,965thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,957thLargest Black Market: 11,092ndLargest Populations: 12,521stHighest Average Incomes: 13,923rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,187thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,320th

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