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Most Secular: 379thHealthiest Citizens: 533rdMost Developed: 604th
The United Socialist Republic of
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Zargomie

Population14.258 billion

CapitalZandia City
LeaderDustin Jaryd Jäger
FaithAtheism

CurrencyBeezy
AnimalSabre Hawk

The United Socialist Republic of Zargomie is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dustin Jaryd Jäger with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.258 billion Zargomites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zandia City. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Zargomite economy, worth a remarkable 3,413 trillion Beezies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 239,393 Beezies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Zargomites refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns, the giant 80-storey carving of Dustin Jaryd Jäger in Mount Rushless can be seen from space, the government is seen as openly hostile to all religion, and they say that Zargomites made a dessert and called it peace. Crime is totally unknown. Zargomie's national animal is the Sabre Hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Zargomie is ranked 3,597th in the world and 6th in The Atheist Empire for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2,155.21 Tourists Per Hour.

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Most Secular: 379thHealthiest Citizens: 533rdMost Developed: 604thLongest Average Lifespans: 691stSmartest Citizens: 1,267thMost Cultured: 1,369thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,440thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,756thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,085thMost Inclusive: 2,100thLargest Governments: 2,131stMost Efficient Economies: 2,138thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,571stMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,911thLowest Crime Rates: 3,326thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,343rdHighest Economic Output: 3,505thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,597thHighest Average Incomes: 3,806thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,889thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,056thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,074thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,489thRudest Citizens: 5,248thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,464thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,921stMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,699thMost Stationary: 7,161stLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,885thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,350thBest Weather: 9,906thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 11,402ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,858thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,073rdMost Influential: 12,564thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,661stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,546thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,480thLargest Populations: 15,855thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,837thNicest Citizens: 19,993rd
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Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zargomie was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Zargomie, they say that Zargomites made a dessert and called it peace.
  • : Following new legislation in Zargomie, the government is seen as openly hostile to all religion.
  • : Following new legislation in Zargomie, the giant 80-storey carving of Dustin Jaryd Jäger in Mount Rushless can be seen from space.
  • : Following new legislation in Zargomie, Zargomites refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns.
  • : Following new legislation in Zargomie, fighter pilots crash out of the air after failing to understand their foreign instruction manuals.
  • : Following new legislation in Zargomie, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • : Following new legislation in Zargomie, body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Zargomie, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Zargomie, urban parents tell their children that the family car went to a farm upstate.

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