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Most Pro-Market: 5,534th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,768th Highest Crime Rates: 9,487th
The Dominion of
Capitalizt
Freedom Since 1450-something
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Zaporizhie

Population644 million

CurrencyHryvnia
AnimalHorse

The Dominion of Zaporizhie is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 644 million Zaporizhians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The strong Zaporizhian economy, worth 26.4 trillion Hryvnias a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Soda Sales. Average income is 41,051 Hryvnias, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 273,267 per year while the poor average 2,348, a ratio of 116 to 1.

Concussed Horseball players cannot remember their lineup position, Zaporizhie recently decided against having a capital city, all footpaths have tollbooths, and politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Zaporizhie's national animal is the Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Zaporizhie is ranked 14,237th in the world and 11th in APSIA for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 4,658.32 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Most Pro-Market: 5,534thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,768thTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 9,487thLargest Insurance Industry: 12,671stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12,679thMost Avoided: 13,215thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,237thMost Armed: 15,002ndFattest Citizens: 16,458th
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Most Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zaporizhie lodged a message on the APSIA Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaporizhie, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional.
  • : Zaporizhie's influence in APSIA rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Zaporizhie's influence in APSIA rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Zaporizhie's influence in APSIA rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Zaporizhie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens and Most Avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaporizhie, all footpaths have tollbooths.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaporizhie, Zaporizhie recently decided against having a capital city.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaporizhie, concussed Horseball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaporizhie, landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks.

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