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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,994th Most Pacifist: 4,238th Most Compassionate Citizens: 4,689th
The Free Kingdom of
Left-wing Utopia
Luceat in Aeternam
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Superb

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Zannania

Population9.265 billion

CapitalAmbergrove
LeaderKing Marcel

CurrencySunburst
AnimalBison

The Free Kingdom of Zannania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Marcel with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 9.265 billion Zannanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ambergrove. The average income tax rate is 87.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Zannanian economy, worth 939 trillion Sunbursts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 101,426 Sunbursts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, and King Marcel is too busy listening to praise to get any work done. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zannania's national animal is the Bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zannania is ranked 19,318th in the world and 2nd in The Conservative Coalition for Highest Drug Use, scoring 98.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,994thMost Pacifist: 4,238thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,689thBest Weather: 4,767thNicest Citizens: 5,068thSafest: 5,380thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,432ndMost Beautiful Environments: 5,490thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,650thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,043rdLongest Average Lifespans: 6,664thMost Cultured: 6,994thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,444thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 7,603rdHealthiest Citizens: 7,949thMost Inclusive: 7,963rdLargest Welfare Programs: 8,090thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,454thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,975thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,964thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,379thSmartest Citizens: 11,563rdLowest Crime Rates: 11,755thLargest Governments: 13,098thHighest Economic Output: 14,906th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zannania's influence in The Conservative Coalition rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Zannania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in Zannania, King Marcel is too busy listening to praise to get any work done.
  • : Following new legislation in Zannania, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly.
  • : Following new legislation in Zannania, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies.
  • : Following new legislation in Zannania, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration.
  • : Zannania was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Zannania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in Zannania, extreme hiring regulations mean a job in Zannania is often a lifetime appointment.
  • : Following new legislation in Zannania, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products.

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