Population | 24.568 billion |
Capital | Crestelia City |
Leader | Tamatsuki Akira |
Faith | Universalism |
Currency | OREMINIUM |
Animal | Berserk Laviente |
The Weirdo Empire of Zamri1138 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tamatsuki Akira with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 24.568 billion ZAMRI1138IANs are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crestelia City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Zamri1138ian economy, worth an astonishing 22,070 trillion OREMINIUMS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 898,344 OREMINIUMS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Citizens frequently duel to decide who gets to go for jury duty, offering a builder a cup of tea is a legal minefield, the typical murderer weighs 150kg and has hairy arms, and a government program is underway to revitalize Zamri1138's beaches. Crime is totally unknown. Zamri1138's national animal is the Berserk Laviente, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Universalism.
Zamri1138 is ranked 305,035th in the world and 1st in The top 3 giant for Highest Disposable Incomes, with zero Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Zamri1138, a government program is underway to revitalize Zamri1138's beaches.
- : Following new legislation in Zamri1138, the typical murderer weighs 150kg and has hairy arms.
- : Following new legislation in Zamri1138, offering a builder a cup of tea is a legal minefield.
- : Following new legislation in Zamri1138, citizens frequently duel to decide who gets to go for jury duty.
- : Following new legislation in Zamri1138, government has seized the opium of the people.
- : Following new legislation in Zamri1138, the fate of the world literally rests on Tamatsuki Akira's fingers.
- : Zamri1138 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Following new legislation in Zamri1138, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
- : Following new legislation in Zamri1138, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming.
- : Following new legislation in Zamri1138, criminals are thrown to the Berserk Lavientes to repay their debt to society.