The Republican Dictatorship of Zambia and Zimbabwe is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by JD Vance with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, rampant corporate plagiarism, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 9.197 billion Zimbabwishes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cleveland. The average income tax rate is 75.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Zambia and Zimbabwean economy, worth 842 trillion Pesos a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 91,590 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered, visions of giant pink Foxes are a common side effect after Zimbabwishes eat their meals, seats at the back of the bus are reserved for homosexuals, and retirement apartments house giggling grannies who delightedly watch blank TVs all day long. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zambia and Zimbabwe's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Zambia and Zimbabwe is ranked 37,320^th in the world and 677^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 81.52 law-abiding acts per hour.