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Most Ignorant Citizens: 394thFattest Citizens: 597thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 615th
The Corporatocracy of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Wealth brings health.
Primary Shareholder Zarkso
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Zalodia

Population8.209 billion

CapitalZalosanti
LeaderPrimary Shareholder Zarkso
FaithProfitism

CurrencyZark
AnimalRaccoon

The Corporatocracy of Zalodia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Primary Shareholder Zarkso with an iron fist, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, digital currency, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.209 billion Zalodians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zalosanti. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Zalodian economy, worth a remarkable 1,966 trillion Zarks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 239,497 Zarks, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

It's said that a Zalodian always pays his debts with significant compounding, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs, it is illegal to liberate slaves, and the government is a law unto itself. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Zalodia's national animal is the Raccoon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Profitism.

Zalodia is ranked 11,158th in the world and 26th in New Western Empire for Most Armed, with 8.5 Weapons Per Person.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 394thFattest Citizens: 597thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 615thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 666thLargest Gambling Industry: 708thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 786thLargest Retail Industry: 917thMost Avoided: 950thLargest Mining Sector: 1,100thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,111thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,145thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,298thMost Devout: 1,528thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,780thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,915thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,092ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,285thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,589thRudest Citizens: 2,874thHighest Average Incomes: 4,018thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,495thMost Influential: 4,649thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,994thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,117thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,490thMost Primitive: 6,121stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,552ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,584thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,975thHighest Economic Output: 8,672ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,862ndMost Armed: 11,158thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 17,076thMost Pro-Market: 21,596th
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 9th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 16th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionRudest Citizens: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zalodia was endorsed by The Confederacy of Ardedezarist.
  • : Following new legislation in Zalodia, the government is a law unto itself.
  • : Zalodia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Fairness in Elections".
  • : Zalodia was endorsed by The Republic of Wad Thelan Sysky 1.
  • : Following new legislation in Zalodia, it is illegal to liberate slaves.
  • : Following new legislation in Zalodia, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs.
  • : Following new legislation in Zalodia, it's said that a Zalodian always pays his debts with significant compounding.
  • : Zalodia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Corporal Punishment Ban".
  • : Zalodia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend HumanSanity".
  • : Zalodia endorsed The Chosen Undead's Republic of FROMSOFTWARE.

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