The NAÇÃO LIVRE of ZAKRYA is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by ISAAC LOYDY with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 3.421 billion ZAKRYANOS live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ZOYPOLIS. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient ZAKRYANO economy, worth 802 trillion DINAMOES a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 234,717 DINAMOES, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,291,334 per year while the poor average 21,642, a ratio of 59.7 to 1.

Bike rage is all the rage, fan-made edits of old films have seen a sudden jump in quality, East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of ZAKRYA, and wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. ZAKRYA's national animal is the GATO, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is CRISTIANISMO.

ZAKRYA is ranked 40,788^th in the world and 11^th in Portugal for Most Extreme, scoring 34.2 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.