The Empire of Zainarus is a huge, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 529 million Zainarae enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 13.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Zainari economy, worth 44.6 trillion Aplißtas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 84,267 Aplißtas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season, the well-to-do in Europeia are never on time for important appointments, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, and police reduce their paperwork by refusing to arrest anyone. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Zainarus's national animal is the Zainari Liger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Zainarus is ranked 233,237^th in the world and 916^th in Europeia for Most Authoritarian, with 442.6 milliStalins.