The 🅱️ig 🅱️ois of Zac Not Zach is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by a Giant Nug with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.596 billion 🅱️ig 🅱️oyos are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Cannabis. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming 🅱️ig economy, worth 549 trillion Girl Scout Cookies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 98,278 Girl Scout Cookies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, it's been a banner year for local vexillology, the state conscripts sociopathic orphan girls to train as professional assassins, and giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why a Giant Nug is a silly poophead. Crime is totally unknown. Zac Not Zach's national animal is the Edible, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Non-existent.

Zac Not Zach is ranked 242,193^rd in the world and 75^th in Texas for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -5.22 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.