The Disgruntled Fans of YZYLAND is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kanye West with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.578 billion Ye Fans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of VULTURES2. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.0%.

The frighteningly efficient YZYLANDian economy, worth 237 trillion yeezies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 150,778 yeezies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,068,549 per year while the poor average 7,101, a ratio of 150 to 1.

People think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day", atheists on vacation find Vulturesism's scriptures make useful doorstops, the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh, and war criminals are given full state funerals. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. YZYLAND's national animal is the YE, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Vulturesism.

YZYLAND is ranked 337,336^th in the world and 97^th in Capitalist Paradise for Lowest Crime Rates, with 22.77 law-abiding acts per hour.