Population | 6.558 billion |
Currency | ruble |
Animal | cow |
The Republic of Yyx19 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.558 billion Yyx19ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 68.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Yyx19ian economy, worth 989 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,902 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
Political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster, the Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits, edgy teens know that illegal discos are where the cool cats hang, and government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yyx19's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Yyx19 is ranked 126,277th in the world and 20th in YYX for Most Stationary, with 271.3040971986 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Yyx19, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet.
- : Following new legislation in Yyx19, edgy teens know that illegal discos are where the cool cats hang.
- : Following new legislation in Yyx19, the Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits.
- : Following new legislation in Yyx19, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster.
- : Following new legislation in Yyx19, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
- : Following new legislation in Yyx19, murderers facing life in prison listen to long sermons on positive thinking.
- : Following new legislation in Yyx19, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations.
- : Following new legislation in Yyx19, major polluting industries have painted a lot of their machines green to give an impression of caring about the environment.
- : Following new legislation in Yyx19, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity.
- : Following new legislation in Yyx19, Yyx19ians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live.