The Community of Yvelines is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The devout population of 14.465 billion Yvelinesians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 46.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Yvelinesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,047 trillion denars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 72,423 denars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news, and Leader's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yvelines's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Yvelines is ranked 62,152^nd in the world and 12^th in Lennart for Most Cultured, scoring 70 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.