The Mother Dragon's Realm of Yuza is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Ballistic Death Squad Matriarchy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 11.91 billion Yuzanis are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khore. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Yuzani economy, worth a remarkable 3,352 trillion osekas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 281,495 osekas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists are kicked out if they express interest in their national sport, the government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, and fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Yuza's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Yuza is ranked 503^rd in the world and 15^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Cultured, scoring 473 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.