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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,416thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,500thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,165th
The Colony of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Yuyushiki
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Yuyu Puppet 67

Population4.62 billion

CurrencyYuyu coin
AnimalYuyu

The Colony of Yuyu Puppet 67 is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.62 billion Yuyu Puppet 67ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Yuyu Puppet 67ian economy, worth 402 trillion Yuyu coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 87,055 Yuyu coins, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts, and many in Yuyu Puppet 67 are born in the purple. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yuyu Puppet 67's national animal is the Yuyu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Yuyu Puppet 67 is ranked 239,112th in the world and 806th in Willow Farm for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -13 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,416thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,500thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,165thMost Devout: 8,041stLargest Retail Industry: 8,605thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,925thLargest Black Market: 9,822ndMost Corrupt Governments: 11,900thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,451stMost Advanced Public Education: 12,662ndTop
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Most Conservative: 20,303rdMost Authoritarian: 21,731stMost Avoided: 22,374thMost Efficient Economies: 23,324thHighest Average Tax Rates: 24,162ndMost Developed: 24,844th
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Most Advanced Public Education: 27th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 36th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 48th in the regionMost Conservative: 50th in the regionLargest Populations: 51st in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 53rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 55th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 59th in the regionMost Developed: 69th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 69th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 77th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 83rd in the regionMost Extreme: 83rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 94th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 95th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 97th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 101st in the regionMost Devout: 102nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Yuyu Puppet 67 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuyu Puppet 67, many in Yuyu Puppet 67 are born in the purple.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuyu Puppet 67, residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuyu Puppet 67, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuyu Puppet 67, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuyu Puppet 67, it takes a village to catch a criminal.
  • : Yuyu Puppet 67 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuyu Puppet 67, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuyu Puppet 67, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuyu Puppet 67, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history.

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