The Colony of Yuyu Puppet 67 is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.62 billion Yuyu Puppet 67ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Yuyu Puppet 67ian economy, worth 402 trillion Yuyu coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 87,055 Yuyu coins, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.
Doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts, and many in Yuyu Puppet 67 are born in the purple. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yuyu Puppet 67's national animal is the Yuyu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Yuyu Puppet 67 is ranked 239,112th in the world and 806th in Willow Farm for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -13 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.
National Happenings
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Yuyu Puppet 67 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
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Yuyu Puppet 67, many in Yuyu Puppet 67 are born in the purple.
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Yuyu Puppet 67, residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts.
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Yuyu Puppet 67, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others.
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Yuyu Puppet 67, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick.
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Yuyu Puppet 67, it takes a village to catch a criminal.
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Yuyu Puppet 67 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
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Yuyu Puppet 67, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms.
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Yuyu Puppet 67, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
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Yuyu Puppet 67, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history.