Population | 8.133 billion |
Currency | Yuyu coin |
Animal | Yuyu |
The Colony of Yuyu Puppet 47 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, aversion to nipples, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.133 billion Yuyu Puppet 47ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Yuyu Puppet 47ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,369 trillion Yuyu coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 168,364 Yuyu coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 478,622 per year while the poor average 47,279, a ratio of 10.1 to 1.
The nation forgives those who are big enough to admit they made a mistake, jury selection begins with explaining what a jury is, large sections of Yuyu Puppet 47 have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, and Yuyu Puppet 47ians incessantly needle their doctors for relief. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yuyu Puppet 47's national animal is the Yuyu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Yuyu Puppet 47 is ranked 89,274th in the world and 51st in Willow Farm for Most Stationary, with 508.8232160196 days.
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Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Yuyu Puppet 47 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Yuyu Puppet 47 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Yuyu Puppet 47 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Yuyu Puppet 47 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Yuyu Puppet 47 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Yuyu Puppet 47 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Yuyu Puppet 47 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Yuyu Puppet 47 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Yuyu Puppet 47's influence in Willow Farm rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Yuyu Puppet 47 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.