The Colony of Yuyu Puppet 26 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 8.223 billion Yuyu Puppet 26ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Yuyu Puppet 26ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,334 trillion Yuyu coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 162,270 Yuyu coins, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

Convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, Tetris has been banned for its graphic violent content, obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals, and goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yuyu Puppet 26's national animal is the Yuyu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Yuyu Puppet 26 is ranked 43,812^th in the world and 76^th in Willow Farm for Lowest Crime Rates, with 76.19 law-abiding acts per hour.