The Colony of Yuyu Puppet 25 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.256 billion Yuyu Puppet 25ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yuyu Puppet 25ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,289 trillion Yuyu coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 156,246 Yuyu coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples, pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Yuyu Puppet 25ian roads, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Yuyu Puppet 25ian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, and a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yuyu Puppet 25's national animal is the Yuyu, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Yuyu Puppet 25 is ranked 12,869^th in the world and 4^th in Willow Farm for Lowest Crime Rates, with 96.71 law-abiding acts per hour.