The People's Republic of Yutogolan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Federal President of Yuto-Golan with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.566 billion Yutians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yuno federal district. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yutian economy, worth 463 trillion Yutes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 130,113 Yutes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, and one does not simply walk into the tundra. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Yutogolan's national animal is the Fiordland penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Yutogolan is ranked 91,377^th in the world and 4,087^th in the South Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 1,582.84 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.