The Armed Republic of Yurp Central is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ricky Bobby with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 11.278 billion Yurp Centralians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Detraf. The average income tax rate is 15.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Yurp Centralian economy, worth a remarkable 3,428 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 304,007 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Maximum security Yurp Centralian subway stations inspire prison systems around the world, only the richest get to see out of their windows, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, and preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yurp Central's national animal is the panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Open for discussion.

Yurp Central is ranked 44,458^th in the world and 567^th in The North Pacific for Largest Populations, with 11.3 billion capita.