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School Class Nation
Most Valuable International Artwork: 405thMost Primitive: 708thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,137th
The Grand Duchy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Impeach rene
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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YUP I HATE LIFE

Population605 million

Capitalbella and cupcake

Currencyshampoo
Animalsea cucumber

The Grand Duchy of YUP I HATE LIFE is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 605 million YUP I HATE LIFEians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Spirituality, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of bella and cupcake. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.5%.

The powerhouse YUP I HATE LIFEian economy, worth 50.9 trillion shampoos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 84,151 shampoos, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Political activists are routinely executed, farmers' market days almost always end in a shooting, religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs, and people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile. Crime is a serious problem. YUP I HATE LIFE's national animal is the sea cucumber, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

YUP I HATE LIFE is ranked 146,958th in the world and 3rd in USPrepLand for Highest Economic Output, with 50.9 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 405thMost Primitive: 708thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,137thTop
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Nudest: 2,456thMost Devout: 7,573rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,159thLargest Gambling Industry: 8,250thTop
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Most Avoided: 12,318thMost Armed: 13,363rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,727thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,262ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,142ndMost Corrupt Governments: 15,295thLargest Black Market: 18,159thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,122ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,143rdMost Subsidized Industry: 19,154thMost Authoritarian: 19,237thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,087th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in YUP I HATE LIFE, people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile.
  • : YUP I HATE LIFE was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry and the Top 10% for Largest Manufacturing Sector and Most Armed.
  • : Following new legislation in YUP I HATE LIFE, religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs.
  • : Following new legislation in YUP I HATE LIFE, farmers' market days almost always end in a shooting.
  • : Following new legislation in YUP I HATE LIFE, political activists are routinely executed.
  • : Following new legislation in YUP I HATE LIFE, Sea Cucumber is one of the most popular forenames in YUP I HATE LIFE.
  • : YUP I HATE LIFE was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in YUP I HATE LIFE, the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons.
  • : Following new legislation in YUP I HATE LIFE, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • : Following new legislation in YUP I HATE LIFE, the government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins.

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