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Highest Crime Rates: 1,770thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,922ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,547th
The Landyunz of
Father Knows Best State
Eat the Athletes!
SANTA BEARD
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Few

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Yunzyland

Population7.265 billion

CapitalMr Happy Funland
LeaderSANTA BEARD
FaithChurch of Piracy

CurrencyPirate
Animallegend

The Landyunz of Yunzyland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by SANTA BEARD with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, vat-grown people, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.265 billion Fatties are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mr Happy Funland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.1%.

The all-consuming Fat economy, worth 857 trillion Pirates a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 118,091 Pirates, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Contrails and thunderous rumbles have returned to the skies above, nobody is forced to join the armed forces, the nation's iron imports are booming, and rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Yunzyland's national animal is the legend, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Piracy.

Yunzyland is ranked 177,303rd in the world and 476th in The Black Hawks for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -7.75 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Highest Crime Rates: 1,770thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 2,922ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,547thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,214thLargest Retail Industry: 5,076thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,555thMost Armed: 6,987thMost Devout: 8,615thLargest Black Market: 8,803rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,780thTop
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Most Stationary: 13,834thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,921stMost Corrupt Governments: 16,347thMost Cultured: 17,316thHighest Economic Output: 19,679th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 14th in the regionMost Stationary: 19th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 22nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 28th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 31st in the regionMost Cultured: 33rd in the regionMost Influential: 33rd in the regionMost Devout: 37th in the regionNudest: 39th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 42nd in the regionLargest Populations: 42nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 44th in the regionLargest Black Market: 46th in the regionRudest Citizens: 47th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yunzyland, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
  • : Yunzyland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Yunzyland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Yunzyland, the nation's iron imports are booming.
  • : Following new legislation in Yunzyland, nobody is forced to join the armed forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Yunzyland, contrails and thunderous rumbles have returned to the skies above.
  • : Following new legislation in Yunzyland, the nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells.
  • : Following new legislation in Yunzyland, riots have broken out as a water shortage threatens Yunzyland's stability.
  • : Yunzyland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Yunzyland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.

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