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Highest Drug Use: 2,406th Most Armed: 2,619th Largest Black Market: 3,109th
The Yandereic Queendom of
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TWP Momma Bear Yuno
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Factbook Dispatches People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Yandereic Queendom of Yuno Owl is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by TWP Momma Bear Yuno with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.755 billion little girls are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Administration, Public Transport, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of teheheheeheheheheheehehehehheheheheheheh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.7%.

The thriving a little girl economy, worth 357 trillion porcelain dolls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 129,892 porcelain dolls, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

No personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains, and Kawaii Owls are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Yuno Owl's national animal is the Kawaii Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Yandere Simulation.

Yuno Owl is ranked 34,611th in the world and 1,282nd in the West Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 2,868.18 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Highest Drug Use: 2,406thMost Armed: 2,619thLargest Black Market: 3,109thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,127thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,157thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,161stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,191stMost Conservative: 5,461stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,265thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,781stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,666thMost Avoided: 7,847thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 9,064thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,927thMost Authoritarian: 13,832ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,235thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,835thHighest Average Incomes: 16,533rd
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Most Armed: 36th in the regionLargest Black Market: 50th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 62nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 63rd in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 80th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 94th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 95th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 110th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 114th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 132nd in the regionMost Avoided: 144th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 190th in the regionMost Conservative: 211th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 212th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 389th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 427th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 501st in the regionLargest Governments: 502nd in the regionLargest Populations: 522nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 534th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 622nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 640th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 662nd in the regionMost Influential: 699th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yuno Owl, Kawaii Owls are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuno Owl, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuno Owl, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuno Owl, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
  • : Yuno Owl was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use, Most Armed, Most Conservative, and Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuno Owl, TWP Momma Bear Yuno's latest speech included a bizarre reference to MaxWow incontinence pads being 50% more absorbent than the next leading brand.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuno Owl, little girls are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuno Owl, gun ownership is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuno Owl, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security.
  • : Yuno Owl lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board.

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