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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,039th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,540th Largest Black Market: 1,557th
The Christmas Pink Holy Kpop Box of
Psychotic Dictatorship
(Nationstates Friendship) SEND ALL TGs to Queen Yuno!
Momma Santa Yuno
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Yuno Owl

Population5.507 billion

CapitalYuno Owl City
LeaderMomma Santa Yuno
FaithFairy Empire

Currencycandy cane
AnimalKawaii Monster

The Christmas Pink Holy Kpop Box of Yuno Owl is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Momma Santa Yuno with an iron fist, and remarkable for its fear of technology, enslaved workforce, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.507 billion little girls are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yuno Owl City. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse kawaii economy, worth 818 trillion candy canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 148,702 candy canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, women across the country are tying the knot, and citizens may not "love, honor and obey" anyone except the State. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yuno Owl's national animal is the Kawaii Monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Fairy Empire.

Yuno Owl is ranked 12,898th in the world and 625th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 35.82 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Top
1%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,039thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,540thLargest Black Market: 1,557thTop
5%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,424thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,922ndMost Conservative: 3,326thNudest: 3,367thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,851stMost Armed: 3,973rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,172ndMost Authoritarian: 5,747thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,200thMost Avoided: 6,495thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,528thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,654thMost Influential: 8,520thTop
10%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,537thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,987thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,267thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,386thHighest Average Incomes: 12,843rdMost Extreme: 12,898thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,322ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,594thLargest Governments: 14,437thHighest Economic Output: 16,764th
Top
1%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 40th in the regionLargest Black Market: 45th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 65th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 82nd in the regionTop
5%
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 98th in the regionNudest: 106th in the regionMost Armed: 136th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 140th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 158th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 198th in the regionMost Avoided: 200th in the regionMost Conservative: 246th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 293rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 330th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 366th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 379th in the regionTop
10%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 461st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 497th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 498th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 547th in the regionMost Extreme: 625th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 627th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 633rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 673rd in the regionLargest Governments: 691st in the regionLargest Populations: 730th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yuno Owl, citizens may not "love, honor and obey" anyone except the State.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuno Owl, women across the country are tying the knot.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuno Owl, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuno Owl, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuno Owl, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Momma Santa Yuno's eyes only'.
  • : Yuno Owl changed its national motto to "(Nationstates Friendship) SEND ALL TGs to Queen Yuno!".
  • : Yuno Owl changed its national motto to "Friendship: direct all telegrams to Queen Yuno".
  • : Yuno Owl was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Yuno Owl was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Yuno Owl was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 5% for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.

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