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Largest Black Market: 2,589th Most Armed: 2,675th Nudest: 3,299th
The Yandereic Queendom of
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TWP Momma Bear Yuno
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Yuno Owl

Population4.778 billion

LeaderTWP Momma Bear Yuno
FaithYandere Simulation

Currencyporcelain doll
AnimalKawaii Owl

The Yandereic Queendom of Yuno Owl is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by TWP Momma Bear Yuno with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.778 billion little girls are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Public Transport, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of teheheheeheheheheheehehehehheheheheheheh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.8%.

The powerhouse a little girl economy, worth 636 trillion porcelain dolls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 133,156 porcelain dolls, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', and citizens spend millions on microtransactions to feed virtual orphans while actual orphans starve overseas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Yuno Owl's national animal is the Kawaii Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Yandere Simulation.

Yuno Owl is ranked 5,017th in the world and 95th in the West Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 58.42 Whatever.

Largest Black Market: 2,589thMost Armed: 2,675thNudest: 3,299thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,212thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,904thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,017thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,708thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,894thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,332ndMost Avoided: 6,849thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,220thMost Conservative: 7,276thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,864thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 8,342ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,431stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,054th
Largest Black Market: 36th in the regionMost Armed: 55th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 60th in the regionTop
Nudest: 87th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 95th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 99th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 101st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 104th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 116th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 123rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 130th in the regionMost Avoided: 148th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 181st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 306th in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 369th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 374th in the regionLargest Populations: 388th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 481st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 487th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 509th in the regionLargest Governments: 525th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 531st in the region

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