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Largest Black Market: 2,742nd Most Armed: 2,953rd Nudest: 4,115th
The Yandereic Queendom of
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TWP Momma Bear Yuno
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Yuno Owl

Population3.997 billion

LeaderTWP Momma Bear Yuno
FaithYandere Simulation

Currencyporcelain doll
AnimalKawaii Owl

The Yandereic Queendom of Yuno Owl is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by TWP Momma Bear Yuno with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.997 billion little girls are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Administration, Public Transport, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of teheheheeheheheheheehehehehheheheheheheh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.8%.

The powerhouse a little girl economy, worth 532 trillion porcelain dolls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 133,156 porcelain dolls, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', and citizens spend millions on microtransactions to feed virtual orphans while actual orphans starve overseas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Yuno Owl's national animal is the Kawaii Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Yandere Simulation.

Yuno Owl is ranked 182,056th in the world and 8,006th in the West Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 35.59 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Largest Black Market: 2,742ndMost Armed: 2,953rdNudest: 4,115thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,221stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,291stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,334thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,581stMost Corrupt Governments: 6,455thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,461stMost Conservative: 7,624thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,796thMost Avoided: 7,987thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,523rdTop
Largest Mining Sector: 9,483rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12,043rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,963rdHighest Average Incomes: 17,285thMost Authoritarian: 18,170th
Largest Black Market: 39th in the regionMost Armed: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 60th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 98th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 100th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 101st in the regionNudest: 101st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 117th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 119th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 125th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 151st in the regionMost Avoided: 154th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 206th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 327th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 370th in the regionLargest Populations: 402nd in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 431st in the regionLargest Governments: 526th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 538th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 547th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 549th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 602nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 681st in the regionMost Influential: 695th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 713th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 770th in the region

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