The Christmas Pink Holy Kpop Box of Yuno Owl is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Momma Santa Yuno with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, fear of technology, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.868 billion little girls are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yuno Owl City. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse kawaii economy, worth 872 trillion candy canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 148,702 candy canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, women across the country are tying the knot, and citizens may not "love, honor and obey" anyone except the State. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yuno Owl's national animal is the Kawaii Monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Fairy Empire.

Yuno Owl is ranked 172,761^st in the world and 9,503^rd in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 0.76 Quips Per Hour.