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Most Armed: 2,782nd Highest Drug Use: 2,940th Most Conservative: 3,003rd
The Yandereic Queendom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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TWP Momma Bear Yuno
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Yandereic Queendom of Yuno Owl is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by TWP Momma Bear Yuno with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.112 billion little girls are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Public Transport, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of teheheheeheheheheheehehehehheheheheheheh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.8%.

The powerhouse a little girl economy, worth 414 trillion porcelain dolls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 133,156 porcelain dolls, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', and citizens spend millions on microtransactions to feed virtual orphans while actual orphans starve overseas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Yuno Owl's national animal is the Kawaii Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Yandere Simulation.

Yuno Owl is ranked 171,350th in the world and 7,602nd in the West Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 14.34 Tourists Per Hour.

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Most Armed: 2,782ndHighest Drug Use: 2,940thMost Conservative: 3,003rdLargest Black Market: 3,003rdNudest: 3,812thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,034thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,713thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,096thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,249thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,394thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,908thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,065thMost Avoided: 7,918thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 9,204thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,222ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,940thMost Authoritarian: 14,207thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,556thHighest Average Incomes: 15,898th
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Most Armed: 38th in the regionLargest Black Market: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 55th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 72nd in the regionMost Conservative: 77th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 77th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 83rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 90th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 96th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 102nd in the regionNudest: 116th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 122nd in the regionMost Avoided: 130th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 166th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 175th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 346th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 375th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 458th in the regionLargest Governments: 477th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 487th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 531st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 540th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 555th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 629th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 638th in the regionMost Influential: 658th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 705th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 766th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yuno Owl, citizens spend millions on microtransactions to feed virtual orphans while actual orphans starve overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuno Owl, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuno Owl, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuno Owl, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuno Owl, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish.
  • : Yuno Owl published "Pinkified NS Guide: How to trigger raids or make an update sheet." (Account: Military).
  • : Yuno Owl was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Armed Republic of North West Front, infecting 1 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
  • : Yuno Owl lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuno Owl, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great A little girl Liberator".
  • : Following new legislation in Yuno Owl, the number of children one can have is restricted by law.

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