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Most Authoritarian: 3,728th Most Ignorant Citizens: 7,504th Largest Black Market: 8,329th
The Yandereic Queendom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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TWP Momma Bear Yuno
Regional Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Yandereic Queendom of Yuno Owl is a massive, safe nation, ruled by TWP Momma Bear Yuno with an iron fist, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, aversion to nipples, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.407 billion little girls are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of teheheheeheheheheheehehehehheheheheheheh. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The a little girl economy, worth 177 trillion porcelain dolls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 73,940 porcelain dolls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Golden statues of Kawaii Owls line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District, locally produced computer games are being released faster than gamers can play them, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, and the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yuno Owl's national animal is the Kawaii Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Yandere Simulation.

Yuno Owl is ranked 128,453rd in the world and 4,901st in the West Pacific for Most Devout, with 7.73 Prayers Per Hour.

Top
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Most Authoritarian: 3,728thMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,504thTop
10%
Largest Black Market: 8,329thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,500thMost Conservative: 9,762ndMost Extreme: 10,172ndMost Corrupt Governments: 11,298thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,372ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,051st
Top
5%
Largest Black Market: 124th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 143rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 182nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 231st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 243rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 259th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 265th in the regionTop
10%
Most Extreme: 302nd in the regionMost Conservative: 339th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 371st in the regionSafest: 446th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 484th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 500th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 529th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 541st in the regionLargest Populations: 557th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Yuno Owl was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Yuno Owl was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Yuno Owl was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuno Owl, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuno Owl, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuno Owl, locally produced computer games are being released faster than gamers can play them.
  • : Yuno Owl lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Yuno Owl lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Yuno Owl lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Yuno Owl lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board.

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