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Largest Black Market: 2,571st Most Armed: 2,652nd Nudest: 3,298th
The Yandereic Queendom of
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TWP Momma Bear Yuno
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Yuno Owl

Population4.417 billion

LeaderTWP Momma Bear Yuno
FaithYandere Simulation

Currencyporcelain doll
AnimalKawaii Owl

The Yandereic Queendom of Yuno Owl is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by TWP Momma Bear Yuno with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, ban on automobiles, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.417 billion little girls are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Administration, Public Transport, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of teheheheeheheheheheehehehehheheheheheheh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.8%.

The powerhouse a little girl economy, worth 588 trillion porcelain dolls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 133,156 porcelain dolls, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', and citizens spend millions on microtransactions to feed virtual orphans while actual orphans starve overseas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Yuno Owl's national animal is the Kawaii Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Yandere Simulation.

Yuno Owl is ranked 17,525th in the world and 661st in Lazarus for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 312,932.57 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Black Market: 2,571stMost Armed: 2,652ndNudest: 3,298thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,029thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,878thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,068thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,523rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,779thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,187thMost Conservative: 6,571stMost Avoided: 6,937thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,554thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,574thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 8,405thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,872ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,855thMost Authoritarian: 15,353rd
Most Armed: 107th in the regionMost Conservative: 139th in the regionLargest Black Market: 146th in the regionNudest: 177th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 200th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 233rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 245th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 276th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 318th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 334th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 344th in the regionMost Avoided: 357th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 360th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 429th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 445th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 473rd in the region

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