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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,267th Largest Black Market: 11,676th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,944th
The West Pink Army Commander of
Iron Fist Consumerists
╭(๑д๑)╮ WORLD CONQUEST レ(◣益◢#)ヘ б(*`・)∂
TWP Momma Bear Yuno
Regional Influence
Minnow
Commander of TWPAF
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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The West Pink Army Commander of Yuno OWL is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by TWP Momma Bear Yuno with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.86 billion little girls are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of teheheheeheheheheheehehehehheheheheheheh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.8%.

The strong a little girl economy, worth 168 trillion porcelain dolls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 90,735 porcelain dolls, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government is rumored to hire body doubles whose full-time jobs are to cry at public events, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", adultery has been made a capital offence, and nuclear physics is the most popular course at university. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yuno OWL's national animal is the Kawaii Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Yandere Simulation.

Yuno OWL is ranked 168,236th in the world and 7,957th in the West Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 40.82 Years.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,267thLargest Black Market: 11,676thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,944thLargest Mining Sector: 12,384thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,741stSafest: 14,142ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,908thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,188thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,168th
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Largest Black Market: 182nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 274th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 276th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 278th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 293rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 318th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 360th in the regionSafest: 376th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 407th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 504th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 604th in the regionLargest Populations: 709th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 718th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 783rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 819th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yuno OWL, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuno OWL, adultery has been made a capital offence.
  • : Yuno OWL was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments and Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuno OWL, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance".
  • : Following new legislation in Yuno OWL, the government is rumored to hire body doubles whose full-time jobs are to cry at public events.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuno OWL, billions are being spent on a new island airport.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuno OWL, cops enjoy driving jaywalkers into the ground.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuno OWL, food voucher forgeries are causing headaches for the police.
  • : Yuno OWL lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Yuno OWL lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board.

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