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Most Armed: 2,860th Largest Black Market: 2,918th Nudest: 3,741st
The Yandereic Queendom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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TWP Momma Bear Yuno
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Yuno Owl

Population3.497 billion

Capitalteheheheeheheheheheehehehehheheheheheheh
LeaderTWP Momma Bear Yuno
FaithYandere Simulation

Currencyporcelain doll
AnimalKawaii Owl

The Yandereic Queendom of Yuno Owl is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by TWP Momma Bear Yuno with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, enforced nudity, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.497 billion little girls are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Public Transport, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of teheheheeheheheheheehehehehheheheheheheh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.8%.

The powerhouse a little girl economy, worth 465 trillion porcelain dolls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 133,156 porcelain dolls, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', and citizens spend millions on microtransactions to feed virtual orphans while actual orphans starve overseas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Yuno Owl's national animal is the Kawaii Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Yandere Simulation.

Yuno Owl is ranked 33,251st in the world and 852nd in the West Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 139.36 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Top
5%
Most Armed: 2,860thLargest Black Market: 2,918thNudest: 3,741stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,119thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,916thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,073rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,181stMost Conservative: 5,294thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,272ndMost Corrupt Governments: 7,079thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,147thMost Avoided: 7,796thTop
10%
Most Advanced Public Transport: 8,804thLargest Mining Sector: 9,200thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,277thMost Authoritarian: 14,377thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,268thHighest Average Incomes: 16,197th
Top
1%
Most Armed: 38th in the regionLargest Black Market: 41st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 57th in the regionTop
5%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 81st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 87th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 90th in the regionNudest: 95th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 103rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 108th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 127th in the regionMost Avoided: 135th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 161st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 186th in the regionMost Conservative: 318th in the regionTop
10%
Highest Average Incomes: 343rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 353rd in the regionLargest Populations: 429th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 487th in the regionLargest Governments: 500th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 521st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 532nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 567th in the regionMost Influential: 641st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 661st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 667th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Yuno Owl was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Yuno Owl published "Detailed Raiding Guide" (Meta: Reference).
  • : Following new legislation in Yuno Owl, citizens spend millions on microtransactions to feed virtual orphans while actual orphans starve overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuno Owl, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuno Owl, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuno Owl, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuno Owl, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish.
  • : Yuno Owl published "Pinkified NS Guide: How to trigger raids or make an update sheet." (Account: Military).
  • : Yuno Owl was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Federation of North West Front, infecting 1 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
  • : Yuno Owl lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board.

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