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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,061st Largest Black Market: 1,547th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,656th
The Christmas Pink Holy Kpop Box of
Psychotic Dictatorship
(Nationstates Friendship) SEND ALL TGs to Queen Yuno!
Momma Santa Yuno
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Yuno Owl

Population5.868 billion

CapitalYuno Owl City
LeaderMomma Santa Yuno
FaithFairy Empire

Currencycandy cane
AnimalKawaii Monster

The Christmas Pink Holy Kpop Box of Yuno Owl is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Momma Santa Yuno with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, fear of technology, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.868 billion little girls are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yuno Owl City. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse kawaii economy, worth 872 trillion candy canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 148,702 candy canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, women across the country are tying the knot, and citizens may not "love, honor and obey" anyone except the State. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yuno Owl's national animal is the Kawaii Monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Fairy Empire.

Yuno Owl is ranked 172,761st in the world and 9,503rd in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 0.76 Quips Per Hour.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,061stLargest Black Market: 1,547thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,656thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,462ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,061stMost Conservative: 3,378thNudest: 3,622ndMost Corrupt Governments: 3,970thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,065thMost Armed: 4,099thMost Authoritarian: 5,872ndHighest Poor Incomes: 6,367thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,578thMost Avoided: 6,587thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,003rdTop
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Most Influential: 9,003rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,676thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,822ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,256thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,025thHighest Average Incomes: 13,123rdMost Extreme: 13,307thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,386thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,582ndLargest Governments: 14,551stHighest Economic Output: 16,164th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 37th in the regionLargest Black Market: 47th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 66th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 91st in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 105th in the regionNudest: 137th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 141st in the regionMost Armed: 146th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 155th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 193rd in the regionMost Avoided: 205th in the regionMost Conservative: 213th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 302nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 331st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 352nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 410th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 475th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 478th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 535th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 539th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 629th in the regionMost Extreme: 632nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 659th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 660th in the regionLargest Governments: 687th in the regionLargest Populations: 718th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Yuno Owl's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
  • : Yuno Owl relocated from Balder to The North Pacific.
  • : Yuno Owl was refounded in Balder.
  • : Yuno Owl ceased to exist in The North Pacific.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuno Owl, citizens may not "love, honor and obey" anyone except the State.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuno Owl, women across the country are tying the knot.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuno Owl, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuno Owl, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuno Owl, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Momma Santa Yuno's eyes only'.
  • : Yuno Owl changed its national motto to "(Nationstates Friendship) SEND ALL TGs to Queen Yuno!".

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