by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,116th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,383rd Most Influential: 4,968th
The Holy Empire of
Father Knows Best State
We. Are. Yung.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population319 million

CapitalDanatopialandvilleship City

AnimalGood Doggo

The Holy Empire of Yungtopia is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its lack of airports, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 319 million Yungtopianese are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Danatopialandvilleship City. The average income tax rate is 55.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Yungatopian economy, worth 27.9 trillion Danks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 87,516 Danks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls, and community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yungtopia's national animal is the Good Doggo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Yungtopia is ranked 86,957th in the world and 581st in 10000 Islands for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 97.7 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,116thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,383rdMost Influential: 4,968thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,779thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,224thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,646th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 35th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 83rd in the regionMost Primitive: 85th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 142 » The Soylent Green Party, The Tasmanian Islands, The United Royal Islands of Euramathania, New Fania, Hamletus, PYT, Free Earthian Yap, Vedrea, Muricasz, Anollasia, New New Florida, Karlando, Dustwind, Blogotopia, Adorable Kittens, Old Atlantica, Kilenel, Zeklandia, Aspistania, Colonel Terrosit, RussiaOne, New Dracora, Zyrcrestia, Future of Mankind, Tzo, Samonaemia, Sygnafylki, Kebecois, Swag Chief Bubba Estate, Gewisse, South Proales, Echocrimsonia, Chip Skylark, Sorchamei, Isentran, Achiotopia, Zeganas, Lamborghini Murcielago, Maalemzya, Speransky, Finswedeway, Supreme Order of Alberta, Polar Peak, Whatapity, Palman, The Biggles Syndicate, HN67, Northern African Sahara, Slaytania, Berzerkastan, and 92 others.Kyrizstanislav, Gnuk, Seranis, Rockerville, DunNaGall, Ironica Butterfly, Lesboes, Stalorpreadum, Thomason, Pomerania Blanca, KJU Marshall, Seantonia, Cape Vessey, Anigeto, Oom, The Red Falls, Eist, New Udonia, The Dwemmer, The Snake Brotherhood, New Maarssen, Earth Federation, The Utah Federation, Hawalius, North Southumberland, Lower Phlebacite, Niedonia, Grifopolis, Avenged Sevenfoldia, West Gong Island, Stroulia, Novegia, United Yacht Association, Keltische, Serlone, Tycorn, Rex Republic, Tijdtevelia, The Parandeam, Marchandal, Mursilis, Edorask, Ammerriccca, Freres La Cote, Grungerock, Andreusz, Nogalacia, Uprus, DVVK, ShadowVoltia, Abonland, Lebenlauf, The Marcolinan Islands, Republic of Nutella, Datland, The Empire of the Clarence, Generic Country Name That Is Available, Flex Lexington, Hamtown, Talamh Neart, Manlinesslavia, The City States Of Las Vegas, Parpaza, Emulini, Leship, Qerth, Better Indonesia, Slugville, THX1138, Eames, The Precocity, Cyber Revolution, Sorya, Loukania, Wysrod, The Playa Wastes, True Mans, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, New Rantera, Nooooooooooooooo, Laykeria, Aleg, Mastodonia, Republic of Tikistan, Luzaatia, Euphorialand, Hacame, Danyl, The gods of the pit, Grahnol, Grimmywelsh, and Kuriko.

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