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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 151st Most Primitive: 204th Most Ignorant Citizens: 213th
The Confederacy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
There needs to be more fossil fuels in the world
The Ditherest of all Dathers
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Yummy Blubber

Population2.507 billion

CapitalBig Chungus
LeaderThe Ditherest of all Dathers

AnimalBlue Whale

The Confederacy of Yummy Blubber is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Ditherest of all Dathers with an iron fist, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, strictly enforced bedtime, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.507 billion Funguses are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Chungus. The average income tax rate is 23.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Yummy Blubberian economy, worth 583 trillion Yums a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 232,653 Yums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, visitors to Yummy Blubber are microchipped and must be escorted by a Yummy Blubberian soldier - even to the bathroom, and there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Yummy Blubberian grocery store. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Yummy Blubber's national animal is the Blue Whale, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Yummy Blubber is ranked 167,463rd in the world and 9,016th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 22.92 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 151stMost Primitive: 204thMost Ignorant Citizens: 213thMost Devout: 313thMost Armed: 348thMost Influential: 407thLargest Gambling Industry: 507thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 522ndHighest Crime Rates: 612thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 642ndFattest Citizens: 658thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 837thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 941stMost Avoided: 1,034thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,143rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,384thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,442ndTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 1,782ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,831stHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,253rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,432ndLargest Mining Sector: 2,444thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,573rdLargest Black Market: 2,958thNudest: 3,169thHighest Average Incomes: 3,549thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,663rdRudest Citizens: 6,717thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,996thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,443rdTop
Most Conservative: 9,263rdMost Efficient Economies: 10,105thLargest Insurance Industry: 13,821st
Most Primitive: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 15th in the regionMost Devout: 17th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18th in the regionFattest Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 23rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 27th in the regionMost Avoided: 33rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 37th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 44th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 54th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 70th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 74th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 79th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 85th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 90th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 93rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 94th in the regionNudest: 100th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 135th in the regionMost Influential: 138th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 163rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 224th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 277th in the regionRudest Citizens: 369th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 456th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 482nd in the regionMost Conservative: 543rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 736th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 794th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 861st in the region

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