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Most Primitive: 117thMost Ignorant Citizens: 139thMost Devout: 197th
The Confederacy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
There needs to be more fossil fuels in the world
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Yummy Blubber

Population4.881 billion

CapitalBig Chungus
LeaderThe Ditherest of all Dathers
FaithChristianity

CurrencyBig Daddys
AnimalBlue Whale

The Confederacy of Yummy Blubber is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Ditherest of all Dathers with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.881 billion Funguses are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Chungus. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Yummy Blubberian economy, worth a remarkable 1,271 trillion Big Daddys a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 260,456 Big Daddys, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,423,574 per year while the poor average 24,361, a ratio of 58.4 to 1.

Sanitary products are sold in brown paper at hairdressers' salons, the only position a woman can hold is baby-maker, it's illegal to blow things up, and bounty hunters have been dispatched to hunt down rogue bounty hunters. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Yummy Blubber's national animal is the Blue Whale, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Yummy Blubber is ranked 207,896th in the world and 10,019th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 7.41 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Most Primitive: 117thMost Ignorant Citizens: 139thMost Devout: 197thLargest Gambling Industry: 239thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 284thMost Armed: 285thFattest Citizens: 437thHighest Crime Rates: 451stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 502ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 546thMost Avoided: 746thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 791stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 995thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,000thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,249thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,296thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,504thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,571stMost Influential: 1,606thLargest Retail Industry: 1,682ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,841stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,990thRudest Citizens: 2,004thLargest Mining Sector: 2,045thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,238thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,502ndNudest: 2,559thHighest Average Incomes: 3,040thLargest Black Market: 3,044thMost Efficient Economies: 4,514thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,746thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 12,126thLargest Insurance Industry: 12,167thHighest Economic Output: 12,902ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,350thLargest Governments: 15,746th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Primitive: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionMost Armed: 12th in the regionMost Devout: 12th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13th in the regionFattest Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionMost Avoided: 22nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 30th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 46th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 51st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 55th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 66th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 72nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 73rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 79th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 85th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 87th in the regionNudest: 95th in the regionLargest Black Market: 99th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 124th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 142nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 198th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 261st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 268th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 315th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 402nd in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 577th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 595th in the regionMost Influential: 632nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 689th in the regionLargest Governments: 737th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 831st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 159 » Abject Ludicrosity, Corfad, Siwale, El Fiji Grande, Territorio di Nessuno, Shibutani, McMasterdonia, Yaorozu, Empy, The Rhein States, Hamerica, Great Bights Mum, Loli County, The Stratosphere Islands, Dar es Saalam, North Bratislava, Guer Aike, Koda-Land, Sundred, Napnomadia, Daiz, Notyoutopia, Interdimensional Zone, MiaryBhalzhack, Selfgradatude, Holy Oranz, Seenvorland, Ethnon, Praeceps, 1 very fast endotarter, Zumlandia, Sunto, Dreadton, Wineclaw, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Pazair, Gnomewatchers, Xagill, Shadowrik, Castle Federation, Vincone Cae, Pallaith, United Kahndaq, Loutsland, Wilkshire, Omnistria, Votak Matim, Joodey, KhalChicken, Fendlium, and 109 others.Noahs Second Country, Palgo, Psychotic Vegans, Valentine Z, Glurponia, Frances Francis the First of France, Ravendi, The Endless Eventide, The New Communist Republic Of States, The Tampa Bay Rays, Runeda, Disunited Earth, Eri-Maqa-Ena, SherpDaWerp in TNP, Valhalla123, Crader, Diodone, Sil Dorsett, Ihese, Clan Spaniel, Xentherida, Dabarastan, SORT, Plangainer, Kranostav, Yokciq Empire, Supreme Leader Hadrian, The Iron Lions, Newpromisedland, Varola, Malta Comino Gozo, The Windmilluminati, Nistriabar, New Octicarg, Chukstik Illahi, Unshleepd, Woodsend, Wisconsota, New Lakemba, PotatoFarmers, Schnuftelland, Kenefche, Maott, The Pantheons, Solskjar, Kasazzastan, Korovan Isles, Fizban, Westinor, Saint Alaric, Zeternia, Serendipita Martia, Solimun, Astronomical, Fauzjhia, The Serdey Islands, Greater Pittsburgh, Mesopotama, Frostcell, PortvgaI, Sikol, Saperisole, Zzozona, Iztocna Slavija, Hoglands, Veast, Plutayah, Former English Colony, Prydania, I Like Killing people, Libertania Democratica, Sevinland, Fluffy Noodles, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Kocherian, Halivaara, The Calabash Protectorate, Borsukia, Asoc lon, Yalgora, Seanat, Brucklania, Arichia, Ihsan, Highton Islands, Damsmel, Unimaginable Doom, Freyford, New Jamgra, Principia Mathematica, The New Cordian Empire, Madjack, Animu Place, Xyrron, Simone Republic, Xipher, Kragsgale, Lionia, Amerian States, Astal Aavors, Illusia and Neverendia, Maclare, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Ultra777, Buckhem, Andexia, Moubarakistan, U S Eh, and Dechire par la Guerre.

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