The Queendom of Yummy Apple Pies is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.03 billion Yummy Apple Piesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Yummy Apple Piesian economy, worth 158 trillion Apples a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 77,952 Apples, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Political commentators say that Leader's fruitcake plans are about to go pear-shaped, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, vacationing Yummy Apple Piesians expect to be treated as royalty, and it's always rabbit season. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yummy Apple Pies's national animal is the Bee, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Yummy Apple Pies is ranked 103,812^th in the world and 220^th in Forest for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.42 law-abiding acts per hour.