The Kingdom of Yummasia is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, enslaved workforce, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 318 million Yummasians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Takina. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Yummasian economy, worth 38.5 trillion rupollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 121,152 rupollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

The Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution, vehicle strikes into low bridges are on the increase, referenda can be called for any law at the request of at least one third of the voting population, and Y-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age. Crime is almost non-existent. Yummasia's national animal is the Eagles and the Mouse, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Yummasia is ranked 203,157^th in the world and 998^th in Conch Kingdom for Safest, scoring 29.94 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.