Population | 1.835 billion |
Capital | Ğilzrüleŋ |
Leader | President Äʒe Olяmeğ Ebrenя |
Currency | Büğeloğ |
Animal | Elk |
The Democratic Republic of Yumerthia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Äʒe Olяmeğ Ebrenя with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.835 billion Yumerthians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ğilzrüleŋ. The average income tax rate is 59.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Yumerthian economy, worth 165 trillion Büğeloğs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,029 Büğeloğs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Royalist is the most offensive slur in the Yumerthian language, only the richest get to see out of their windows, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts, and social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians. Crime is totally unknown. Yumerthia's national animal is the Elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Yumerthia is ranked 130,939th in the world and 1st in Peaceful Liberal Ambassadors for Most Stationary, with 251.13968649272 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Yumerthia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Yumerthia, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians.
- : Following new legislation in Yumerthia, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts.
- : Yumerthia was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
- : Following new legislation in Yumerthia, only the richest get to see out of their windows.
- : Following new legislation in Yumerthia, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Yumerthian language.
- : Following new legislation in Yumerthia, flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services.
- : Yumerthia was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-wing Utopia".
- : Yumerthia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Following new legislation in Yumerthia, pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.