The Self-Governing Province of Yuldo is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Governor Lee Young-Seok with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.377 billion Koreans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Welfare, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yulseong. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.1%.

The very strong Yuldoan economy, worth 230 trillion Won a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 68,136 Won, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages, Yuldo has designated Yulseong as its capital city, and Governor Lee Young-Seok has just been declared ruler of Yuldo in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Yuldo's national animal is the Tiger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Yuldo is ranked 149,350^th in the world and 10^th in Esvanovia for Most Primitive, scoring -48.01 on the Scary Big Number Scale.