The Lo-Fi Hip-Hop Beats of Yukimura is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Yukimura with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and national health service. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 9.996 billion Yukimurans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hip Hop Town. The average income tax rate is 88.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Yukimuran economy, worth a remarkable 1,614 trillion Beatzes a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 161,497 Beatzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, the arms industry has been shut down in a surge of pacifism, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, and artists attempt to convince the Hardship Fund that their unmade bed is a masterpiece. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yukimura's national animal is the House Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hip Hop.

Yukimura is ranked 36,145^th in the world and 76^th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.41 law-abiding acts per hour.